the crismas story

the morning

 I’m going to set my alarm to 3:am so I can see Santa and the boogie man. then Imma wait for them and if I see them I Im gonna jump on him and say ”do you have my ps5” if he says ”no” I’m going to tell him ” if you don’t have it next year your done for”  then he will leave and the boogie man who is hiding under my bed  will come out and go in my sisters room. and I told my sister on Xmas Eve that there will be a guy in your room at 3:30 am that will pick your nose.  then she will run out to the kitchen and she will see me I’ll tell her to goo back to bed.

the presents

we will open the presents and after we will eat breakfast and play with our presents and I will prank my sister with a fake present with a fat spider in a box wrapped in frozen 2 paper. when she opens it I’ll go on my phone so it looks like I didn’t do anything and she will freak out and my Nana will poo her pants. then my pop will stomp on the spider and he will think that my sister just saw it on the ground. then I’ll give her 10c for the present and she will think it is ten dollars because she cant read monney.

lunch time

we will have pavlova and roast chicken for lunch. I’ll try too eat as much as I can so I don’t have to go outside and I will stay inside and I’ll watch my sister and brother play outside in the cold until diner.

ratana

we went to t.w ratanas house, the place where people sleep and eat, then we went to the temple where we were told a over story. then we went to the park and we ate food and we played rugby that was my trip

my awesome week end

i went to the disco and rolled my ankle it was so  fun but it would be better with Noah i went to KFC  on Saturday  for dinner i had the spicy chicken it was yum as i went to church with Shane and Sky.

the time i got told off by a Karen

me and my friends were swinging on a football goal it was so fun but then there was a Karen that said ”put that back up” so we put the goal post back up. we went to the library for  like 30 minutes waiting for her to leave. we went back to the football pitch to swing on the goals again. we arrived at the football field and did not see the Karen so we flipped the goal back over to swing on it. we were swinging on the goal post and then we saw her so we ran as fast as we could to the bush. and the Karen bought her dog and Shane said fluff it. we ran out of the bush and ran home. the end